26. all pronouns. alligators are lazy animals.

gothicc-succubus:

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Did we all have the same childhood

tongue-twists:

tongue-twist:

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I warn you - if you can’t open wide enough, I’ll make sure it fits anyway. Now, breathe in deep.

ko-fi

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@ubpx2 it is the Hanns model from Bad Dragon, which is currently not for sale on their website, but you might be able to find it elsewhere <3

manywinged:

manywinged:

A red triangle, blue square, and yellow circle representing 3 people in a love triangle. Between the triangle and the square and the triangle and the circle are arrows captioned "in love with". Between the square and the circle are arrows captioned "best friends".ALT

this is my favorite love triangle resolution it’s always so funny. yeah this is my wife. and that’s her wife, my best friend mike.

A trio of stick figures holding hands. The two on either side of the person in the middle are smirking and are captioned as being "in cahoots, scheming" and the person in the middle is smiling more innocently and captioned "the oblivious object of their mutual affections".ALT

also this dynamic

winternymphaea:

i love girls that are weird about the moon

eelhound:

“The transition from [the barter system to currency] is hard to understand; how can human cravings be fetishized into pieces of metal? The answer is elegant because it reveals not only the origin of money, but its character even today. Money was and still is literally sacred: ‘It has long been known that the first markets were sacred markets, the first banks were temples, the first to issue money were priests or priest-kings.’ The first coins were minted and distributed by temples because they were medallions inscribed with the image of their god and embodying his protective power. Containing such manna, they were naturally in demand, not because you could buy things with them but vice-versa: since they were popular, you could exchange them for other things.

The consequence of this was that 'now the cosmic powers could be the property of everyman, without even the need to visit temples: you could now traffic in immortality in the marketplace.’ This eventually led to the emergence of a new kind of person, 'who based the value of his life — and so of his immortality — on a new cosmology centered on coins.’ A new meaning system arose, which our present economic system makes increasingly the meaning-system. 'Money becomes the distilled value of all existence … a single immortality symbol, a ready way of relating the increase of oneself to all the important objects and events of one’s world.’

If we replace 'immortality’ with 'becoming real,’ the point becomes Buddhist: beyond its usefulness as a medium of exchange, money has become modern humanity’s most popular way of accumulating Being, of coping with our gnawing intuition that [the ego does] not really exist. Suspecting that the sense of self is a groundless construction, we went to temples and churches to ground ourselves in God; now we ground ourselves financially.

The problem is that the true meaning of this meaning-system is unconscious, which means, as usual, that we end up paying a heavy price for it. The value we place on money karmically rebounds back against us: the more we value it, the more we use it to evaluate ourselves.”

- David Loy, from “Buddhism and Money: The Repression of Emptiness Today.” Buddhist Ethics and Modern Society: An Internal Symposium, edited by Charles Wei-hsun Fu and Sandra A. Wawrytko, 1991.

freakoutgirl:

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This is satire but I would download this app so fast

bluecoffeebeanz:

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“You make me better at this.”

(prints avail)

friendofthecrows:

Hii everyone I made an ask game

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Pls send me which you think apply to me <3

[anyone can use no credit needed]

annwn:

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🍄 Source

(Source: reddit.com)

bbyyygirl:

i need to feel his body on me or i might actually die

vislokawitch:

real-live-human:

another-random-dom-3:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

  • push things off tables
  • break delicate objects for fun
  • in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
  • make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
  • sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
  • are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”

*fills a spray bottle with holy water*

You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾

owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.